Just The Facts
Day 10: I break the diet! I have lost four pounds and have much more defined arms from having hysterical fits everyday.
The diet that Paltrow advocates … is basically what all the feral, anti-agrarian anarchist hippie kids ate at the commune where I used to live.
The idea that I ran from New York to a place deep in the woods to soul-search and ended up eating the same diet as Gwyneth Paltrow—who went to an uberfancy Upper East Side private school (exactly the kind of upbringing I was trying to escape)—is ironic, maybe, and makes my insides feel like crap.