"…if Taylor Swift ever sings about wanting to bang a dude, and includes lines like “are you as good as I remember, get it on, get it on,” rather than “it was enchanting to meet you,” or “today was a fairytale,” or “you are an elf from the vale of Lothlorien, will you shower me with pixie dust from your unicorn’s hooves, by which I mean let’s do it”—I will personally buy a physical copy of Speak Now. And I will eat it."
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Infographic of the Day: “The Complete Works of Taylor Swift: A Symbolic Analysis”
I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS!
Embiggen.
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